Tumblr what do you think of my one headcanon the only one I am remotely invested in

Nothing has ever offended me more than this (hyperbole) WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Vriska is gay and 13 and would not be in the liberal party she'd be an independent prime minister and she'd have broken SO many laws to get there.

and she'd be the best goddamn pm we ever had

aussie davesprite, do you, want to be, the deputy prime minister/quartermaster of the new australiastuck government.

it would be an honour

Excellent, you are sharing an office with Terezi, she's the first mate.

she keeps licking me

Thats part of her job description.

"you shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you" if you insist on treating me like a beast then you can't be shocked when i play the part

"you shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you" then you shouldn't have had a hand as warm, impersonal and unpredictable as the meals you saw fit you give me. how was i supposed to know the difference.

words cannot express how much i love the cosmic horror trope of "character gets too close to The Horrors but instead of going insane or being blinded or otherwise physically scarred or cognitively impaired they just lose their emotional capacity completely, becoming an anhedonic shell, which doesn't seem like it should be such a terrible fate compared to what what else they could have lost until you remember that your feelings also govern your basic self-preservation and survival instincts, ability to make choices, consent, etc."

i also appreciate that it provides a surprisingly accurate representation of depression in fiction as a legitimately disabling condition which can develop as a result of trauma or latent response to previously unrealised stressors

the girls ever <3